The Perils of Personal Progress

There is a constant sense that you are missing something, that you are incomplete. That somehow, you are not enough. Many people will happily confirm this for you: “You are missing something. You are incomplete. You’re not enough.” Some are trying to sell you something, but many of them have that same feeling too, and they don’t want to be […]

The Apocalypse Begins Tomorrow

Dear Doomsdayers: Tomorrow, the Illuminati and Bilderberg group will announce the apocalypse. All of your preparation will finally pay off as hell occupies earth for one week, and ends in rapture. Oil fields will burn, crops will wither, and rivers will run dry. Chaos will ensue as transportation and food production comes to a halt. […]